Charcuterie Definition Engraved Cutting Board | Funny Kitchen Decor | 24” Long Hardwood Serving Board | Housewarming Gift

Meet the board that finally tells the truth about charcuterie.

This extra-long engraved cutting board features a clean, modern charcuterie definition design, available in two layout variations. Both styles are laser engraved directly into solid hardwood, making this a timeless (and slightly sarcastic) kitchen staple.

Perfect for serving, styling, or simply leaning on the counter looking impressive.

DETAILS
• Size: 24” wide x 8.5” tall x 0.5” thick
• Material: Solid hardwoods (each board is unique)
• Design: Laser engraved for crisp, permanent detail
• Finish: Smooth, food-safe surface
• Variations: Two engraved layout styles available (select your favorite)

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
✔ Long, narrow profile—ideal for charcuterie spreads
✔ Engraving won’t fade, peel, or wash off
✔ Each board has natural grain and color variation
✔ Looks just as good displayed as it does in use

GIFT-WORTHY FOR
Housewarming gifts
Host & hostess gifts
Wine and cheese lovers
Kitchen decor lovers
People who call it “adult lunchables” without shame

PLEASE NOTE
Wood is a natural material—grain patterns, knots, and color variations are part of the charm. No two boards are exactly alike (because boring is overrated).