Funny Chicken Cutting Board | Bamboo Kitchen Board with Cork Runners | Farmhouse Décor | Chicken Lover Gift | Rustic Farm Humor

Add a touch of humor (and sass!) to your farmhouse kitchen with this laser engraved bamboo cutting board featuring a grumpy chicken and the phrase: “I might look calm, but in my head, I’ve pecked you three times.”

Crafted from durable bamboo and finished with cork runners on the bottom for stability, this board is both functional and decorative. Use it as a light-duty cutting board, charcuterie serving tray, or simply display it as farmhouse wall décor that’s sure to get laughs.

✨ Details:

Material: Natural Bamboo with cork runners on bottom

Laser engraved (no vinyl or paint that will peel)

Size: 11.75" x 9" x 0.75"

Easy to clean – hand wash only (not dishwasher safe)

Multipurpose: Cutting, serving, or decorative kitchen piece

Designed & engraved in Texas

🎁 Perfect For:

Chicken lovers & backyard chicken keepers

Farmhouse & rustic kitchen décor fans

Funny hostess, housewarming, or birthday gifts

Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or holiday gifts

💡 Each board is unique! Because bamboo is a natural wood, variations in grain and color make every piece one-of-a-kind.