Funny Chicken Cutting Board | Engraved Acacia Wood Board | Farmhouse Kitchen Decor | Chicken Lover Gift | Rustic Wood Board

If chickens are your personality… congrats, you’ve found your people.

These engraved acacia wood cutting boards feature six hilarious, chicken-themed designs that perfectly blend farmhouse charm with a little unhinged poultry humor. Whether you’re obsessed with your flock, surviving motherhood, or just “chicken’ing in” on life, there’s a board here that speaks your language (and squawks it loudly).

Each board is laser engraved, handmade, and finished to show off the natural grain of the acacia wood—because mass-produced is boring and chickens deserve better.

🪵 PRODUCT DETAILS

• Material: Solid Acacia Wood
• Size: Approx. 11.5” wide x 7” tall
• Thickness: Approx. ¾”
• Engraved (not vinyl, not printed)
• Each board has unique wood grain & color variation
• Leather hanging strap included

🐔 AVAILABLE DESIGNS (Choose Your Favorite)

Apparently, I Have an Attitude

Just Chicken In On You

Live Today Like You’re Getting Fried Tomorrow

I Don’t Need Therapy, I Just Need More Chickens

OCD – Obsessive Chicken Disorder

Motherhood – Some Days I Rock It

(Yes, they’re all amazing. No, we can’t pick for you.)

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Chicken lovers & backyard flock owners
• Farmhouse & rustic kitchens
• Funny housewarming gifts
• Mother’s Day gifts with personality
• Anyone whose emotional support animal clucks

🖐️ HANDMADE NOTE

Each board is individually engraved and finished by hand. Minor variations in wood tone and grain are normal—and proof that this isn’t factory junk.

⚠️ Decorative use recommended to preserve the engraving. If used for food prep, flip it over and keep the design looking sharp.