Give your front door the attitude it deserves this season with our “Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal” Door Sign — the perfect mix of classic holiday cheer and just the right amount of Home Alone sass.
This bold red, green, and white layered sign features playful trees, festive polka dots, and crisp lettering that pops beautifully. Topped with a lush greenery arrangement and a big red bow that could make Santa jealous, this sign is a showstopper on any door, porch, or wall.
Each piece is handcrafted in our studio using our professional laser machine (no, Karen, it’s not a Cricut) and finished by hand. Every sign is unique, full of character, and made with enough Christmas spirit to power Santa’s sleigh.
A perfect gift, conversation starter, or seasonal statement piece for anyone who loves a little humor with their holiday decor.
⭐ Product Details
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Sizes: 16”, 18”, or 20”
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Material: Premium layered wood
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Design:
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“Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal” script
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Green tree + red dot pattern
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Red, white & green holiday palette
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Full greenery + bow topper
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Ready to hang with attached hardware
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Handmade in our studio — slight variations are part of the charm
⭐ Processing & Shipping
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In-stock items ship in 2–3 business days
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Custom or made-to-order pieces ship in 3–5 business days
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Expedited shipping available
Signs ship safely packed and ready to hang right out of the box.
⭐ Care Instructions
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Best hung indoors or on a covered porch
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Keep out of harsh weather
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Wipe gently with a dry or slightly damp cloth
⭐ Why Customers Love This Sign
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Makes people laugh before they even get through the door
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Adds personality to holiday decor
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High-quality materials & craftsmanship
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Great gift for movie lovers and holiday enthusiasts
Snap a pic of your new sign and tag us — we love seeing where our creations land! 📸✨
