Please Hide Packages From My Husband Door Sign | Funny Delivery Sign | Laser Cut Wood Front Door Decor | Handmade Porch Sign

Because some packages are better seen later. 😏
This “Please Hide Packages From My Husband” door sign is the perfect mix of humor and hospitality—politely asking delivery drivers to assist in keeping the peace.

Each sign is laser cut from durable 1/4" birch wood, then hand painted and assembled by hand for a crisp, layered look. No vinyl. No mass production. To help it stand up to the elements, the front is sealed with a clear polyurethane protective spray, making it suitable for covered outdoor use.

✨ SIGN DETAILS:

• Laser cut from premium 1/4" birch wood
• Hand painted & handmade
• Available sizes: 12”, 16”, 18”, 20”, 22”, and 24”
• Includes a ribbon hanger (ready to hang)
• Back bumpers included to protect your door
• Clear polyurethane finish on the front for outdoor durability

Perfect for front doors, porches, entryways, or as a hilarious gift for online-shopping pros everywhere.

✅ SIZING OPTIONS

Choose your size at checkout:
• 12 inch
• 16 inch
• 18 inch
• 20 inch
• 22 inch
• 24 inch

📸 Listing photos may show a larger size to highlight detail and layering.

✅ MATERIALS

Birch wood, paint, ribbon hanger, polyurethane sealant, rubber back bumpers

✅ PERFECT FOR

✔ Funny front door decor
✔ Package delivery signs
✔ Porch signs with humor
✔ Housewarming gifts
✔ Wives who “definitely didn’t order that”
✔ Anyone with a delivery habit and a sense of humor