Ignore the House and Tesla We’re Cheap Door Sign | Funny Front Porch Decor | Laser Cut Wood Welcome Sign | Handmade Gift

Because first impressions matter… but humor matters more. 😏
This “Ignore the House and Tesla, We’re Cheap” door sign is the perfect mix of bold personality and porch-worthy charm—guaranteed to get laughs before the door even opens.

Each sign is laser cut from durable 1/4" birch wood, then hand painted and assembled by hand for a clean, layered finish. No vinyl. No shortcuts. To keep it looking great outdoors, the front is sealed with a clear polyurethane protective spray.

✨ WHAT MAKES IT AWESOME:

• Laser cut from premium 1/4" birch wood
• Hand painted & handmade
• Available sizes: 12”, 16”, 18”, 20”, 22”, and 24”
• Includes a ribbon hanger (ready to hang)
• Back bumpers included to protect your door
• Clear polyurethane finish on the front for outdoor use

Perfect for front doors, porches, entryways, or as a housewarming gift for someone who appreciates good humor and questionable financial decisions.

✅ SIZING OPTIONS

Select your size at checkout:
• 12 inch
• 16 inch
• 18 inch
• 20 inch
• 22 inch
• 24 inch

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✅ MATERIALS

Birch wood, paint, ribbon hanger, polyurethane sealant, rubber back bumpers

✅ PERFECT FOR

✔ Funny front door decor
✔ Housewarming gifts
✔ Realtor closing gifts
✔ Porch humor
✔ Modern farmhouse homes
✔ Anyone with a sense of humor (and maybe a Tesla)